We’re Back From the Dead!

We’re back! – unexpectedly, like your ex sliding into your DMs. (Unlike your ex, we’re not a huge mistake that you’ll regret in the morning.*)

So, a little raven told us that things have been a bit rough in the mortal world since we’ve been gone. As such, we have arisen from our eternal slumber to walk amongst you once again and hopefully offer a small respite from the stresses of what surely seems like the Impending Apocalypse.

Fear not, dear mortals! Our sources tell us that this is not, in fact, the end of the world.

At least, not yet.

So don’t worry. The actual apocalypse is still a few years away.

-MM

PS – We’re not saying the apocalypse is definitely going to involve a lot of brain eating, but you might want to check out this list of the best iZombie brain recipes from Nerdist (contains show spoilers).

*If your ex has also risen from the dead, you might want to take a look at the types of coverage we have available.

And no, we didn’t really trademark ‘Impending Apocalypse’.

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