We have risen from the dead (like many of our friends) and are here to serve you!
We specialize in Undead, Death and Dismemberment policies that cater to those of us involved in the paranormal world.
Put yourself at ease knowing that your family member, friend, or pet will be covered by our insurance policy in the event you suffer a catastrophic loss due to any of the creatures and / or events our policies cover.
Our policies are customized to your order and make a perfect keepsake or gift.
We want you to be proud of your purchase, so all of our certificates are printed on heavy card stock with beautiful gold foil filigree edges. They are signed by our spirit underwriter, and include a gold foil seal. They also come in a lovely black certificate holder that also has gold foil detailing.
Questions? Please feel free to contact us or visit our FAQs page.

Here is a sample certificate. Depending upon our source material availability, substitutions of like kind and quality may be made. (E.g., the design of the filigree and/or seal may change if unavailable from our regular suppliers.)
Here are the policies we currently have available. (Coverage against Extraterrestrials will be finalized as soon as the Bornokovian to English language translations are notarized.)
Catastrophic Loss by Ghost
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About Us
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Catastrophic Loss by Vampire
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Catastrophic Loss by Werewolf
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Catastrophic Loss by Zombie
By far our most popular policy, our zombie insurance will cover you in the event the apocalypse comes (or is […]
Sparkles!
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