Catastrophic Loss by Werewolf

$19.95

Was that cutie you met online just really hairy… or were they a werewolf??

You can never be really sure, so before hooking up with your next Tinder / Grindr / Craigslist / whatever date, pick up the “other” form of protection with our werewolf coverage.

For customization purposes:

Named Insured is the name of the person, being, or thing (we don’t judge) being covered by the perils on the policy. If buying as a gift, the recipient will usually be the Named Insured.

Beneficiary(ies) will be the name(s) of the persons, beings, or things who would receive payments on the policy in the event a covered claim is paid.

Please see our FAQs page for information on claims.

Customer Policy Number will usually be based on a date (such as a date of birth, anniversary, or escape from the mortal realm).

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