Catastrophic Loss by Mummy

Planning a trip to Giza? Is there a chance you might (legally) enter a pharaoh’s tomb, open someone’s sarcophagus, and inadvertently become the victim of a curse? Get our mummy insurance before it’s too late!

Please note that intentional damage(s), and/or loss resulting from objectification or exploitation, including colonialism and especially for the purposes of “Internet points”, are explicitly excluded. This includes but is not limited to fines, bail bonds, and plane tickets back home after being kicked out of your host country for disrespecting the dead.

In a rare exception to our strict “no underwriting” policy, any previous history of behavior similar to the named exclusions listed above will render one ineligible for coverage for the entirety of their life and afterlife. (Yes, Logan, this includes you.)*

Time travelers are also ineligible.

*We acknowledge that this reference is a few years old now, but we just came back from the dead, so cut us some slack, okay?

For customization purposes:

Named Insured is the name of the person, being, or thing (we don’t judge) being covered by the perils on the policy. If buying as a gift, the recipient will usually be the Named Insured.

Beneficiary(ies) will be the name(s) of the persons, beings, or things who would receive payments on the policy in the event a covered claim is paid.

Please see our FAQs page for information on claims.

Customer Policy Number will usually be based on a date (such as a date of birth, anniversary, or escape from the mortal realm).